I never have these intense food cravings at any other time of the year.
Today it was cucumber salad...REALLY! Where did that come from? I had them put cucumbers on my sub...nope, the craving only got worse. I tried eating cucumber slices...nope. It had to be cucumber salad. The kind my mom makes with sliced onion and creamy dill dressing. And it had to be tonight before my face peeled back and an alien that could whoop Signourey Weaver's backside came exploding out.
Luckily, Thing 2 put a beef roast in the crock pot so all I had to do was make mashed potatoes and CUCUMBER SALAD. Alien invasion diverted.